Precious Soul

If you liked the book- "Sh-t My Dad Says"- then you will love this book. It's a collection of hilarious true stories, starting with the point of view of a kid, Jack, growing up with parents nuttier than rat shit in a Pistachio factory. The last half of the book is focused on Jack's LOL adult observations as left leg holder during the birth of his children, getting tricked into a vasectomy, getting fatter and uglier with age, and among other things, a marriage contract he negotiated with his wife to guarantee him sex.