Sperm Count

A healthy biological clock in an unhealthy world is a frightening motivator. In the style of a dark-comic, post-apocalyptic thrill ride, this story follows a reality of failed diplomacy and common sense. Societal morays bend, and then break, as the human ability to procreate declines to practically nothing. Enter Jordan Lee, self-proclaimed clown, thinker, and all-around great guy, who was just minding his own rather apathetic business before being kidnapped into one of the more radical bordello-style breeding centers. Jordan struggles to maintain his humanity during his trials of captivity--especially his run-ins with the most evil woman in existence, Madame Giri, who relishes her job of keeping him in line just a little too much. And while there are all sorts of women to distract him--the deceptive actress, the swan-in-training, the switch-hitting dominatrix--he can't get his mind off Lily, the one woman responsible for his captivity in the first place, whose beautiful face on the night of his kidnapping haunts his dreams. Jordan acts like a caged tiger as he struggles to adjust to his confining new environment, and only time will tell if his antics will end up getting him killed, or if they will serve him--and Lily, and even humanity itself--in getting everything they need.