Real Life Scenario Survival Handbook, The

If you already know: How to escape from quicksand, how to wrestle an angry mountain lion but are lacking in the more mundane life skills, such as: How to fend of a market researcher in the street, how to extract your leg from a randy dog this book is here to help. Never again need you fear such modern-day crises as accidentally ingesting a Railtrack sandwich, forgetting the punchline of a rude joke, giving a wedding speech, getting your skirt stuck in your pants or admitting ownership of a phone with an embarrassing ringtone.