Pirpires of the Cacao Bean: Curse of the Peanut Butter Cup, Volume I: There Are Plenty of Vampires on the Sea

The first five chapters in the ongoing saga of fanged swashbuckler Malcolm Maximilian Marrs and confectionery heiress Reese Hershey, wherein girls dress like boys, pirates mostly behave like gentlemen, and a cacao bean suffers a horrifying ordeal.