Lyme Disease and the SS Elbrus

How many Americans have suffered from
Lyme disease, arthritis, Alzheimer’s and
multiple sclerosis? Do we write them off as
necessary losses for the good of the state? Do
we say ‘everybody’s got to get stoned’ and ‘go
kill yourselves’? How do we solve this
Communist plot to destroy America from
within, and how do we cure its victims?