Rainbow Gliding Hawk and the Last Stand of the Patriarch

Allison Hassenpfeffer-Thayer is a wide-eyed rainbow chaser; her husband Larry is the opposite--an ultra-anal, organize-your-sock-drawer kind of guy. But when Allison cons Larry into moving to a little northwest mountain town to raise emus, he can't say no. Rural paradise sours when Allison gets involved in a tree-sitting protest with enviro-stud Michael Wolfcaller. Will her marriage make it?