Who Got the Meat Came Off Them Bones?

Looking for an off-beat Spider-to-the-Fly tale? One peppered with colorful characters and more twists than a ram's horn? Care for a riddle? One that pits will against skill? And a family that zealously guards its ugly secrets protected by a community that just doesn't want to know. Some say that none of us can be as dumb as all of us. Welcome to Millicent's mirrored palace of crazy wisdom...