Jesus Cries When You Touch Yourself is a comic monologue written in tribute to the late George Carlin on the topic of religious bullshit in America. In the author's own words, â??We stand at a pivotal point in the history of how we publicly treat fantastical religious ideas, and I think America is ready for a book like this. Well, at least some of us are. The rest are apeshit for Jesus.â??
