Nursery Rhyme Noir

Have you ever wondered about all the crime in fairy tales?
For example:Why did the dish abduct the spoon? Was there ransom involved?
Who mutilated the three blind mice, and why?
Was Willie Winkie a misunderstood somnambulist or a peeping tom?
What was Miss Peep really doing with those sheep?
Was Jack Sprat anorexic, or did his wife snarf all his food?
NOW IT CAN BE TOLD!
David Kopaska-Merkel's grim tour-de-farce, Nursery Rhyme Noir, details some three dozen of the most egregious offenses solved by Kopaska-Merkel's intrepid detective, Hasp Deadbolt. With noirish illustrations and cover by A. R. Stone.