This is NOT a Review (a book of unsolicited movie opinions)

If you're looking for a book of straightforward movie reviews, this isn't the book for you.

Instead, this is a collection of the most subjective, random, and out-there movie texts we could squeeze out of our cinema-soaked brains. Covering everything from 2010 blockbusters to the genre of "nostalgia films," we take you on a roller-coaster ride through the world of geek cinema.