Con Man

I’m no longer a con man out to make a buck. Coy Oates, after all, or coyoates is a misspelling of coyote; I’ve lied, cheated, drugged, fucked, and blackmailed myself to the position of CEO of a successful internet porn site. Now I have money, and provide quality products for those poor souls who live their lives vicariously. I spend many days and nights between the thighs of beautiful women.