The Hornbell Essays: Vol.1

Clark Hornbell wants you to pipe down and listen up. Sure he’s not real, but he has a lot to say about handshakes, using French to make things sound classier, and pumping up the self-esteem of his illegitimate children. Do yourself a favor and get educated on all this, plus a myriad of other topics.At times insightful and always funny, Clark Hornbell’s wicked charm oozes out of every essay.