Taliban Alien Terrorists

Hector asked his congressman to help him get a job at the Pentagon. But the job wasn’t at the Pentagon. It was in the top secret basement of an abandoned warehouse. His new position was looking for evidence of extraterrestrial aliens around the world. Any odd happenings, unexplained disappearances and especially new leaders emerging in third-world countries which were hostile to the US.
A rumor surfaces indicating someone or something is helping the Taliban. Hector and Venus are sent to the no-mans land between Afghanistan and Pakistan.
A quasi military group takes them for a wild ride over non-existent roads and through poppy fields all the while evading snipers and mortar rounds.