The Theory of The Natural Minority

On 12-31-2010 my #22 ranked University of Louisville Cardinals lost to the #11 ranked University of Kentucky Wildcats basketball team. As as result of this unforeseen disaster I lost a ridiculous wager and had to fulfill my debt by writing something opposite of what i usually write. With tears in my eyes and honey bourbon in my throat this essay was conjured up. The moral of the story. UK cheated