Yorkshire Pudding and Gravey

The author (me), takes a trip through Yorkshire, passing through Harrogate. He(I)stops, goes to a pub to refresh, meets a local, who then begins to tell him stories about deepest rural Yorkshire. You won't believe them; I don't, and I wrote it.

Wild animals (including one circus escapee with a special talent), sheep that aren't sheep, trolls, and a special musical event.