Grandma Hazel's Funny, Funny Kidz Jokebook (Warning: Contains No Stupid Knock-Knock Jokes or Dumb Pictures to Take Up Space)

What do clouds wear when it's raining?
Thunderwear.

What time is it when 12 people go skiing?
Winter.

What do you call a one day old dog?
A puppy?

What did zero say to eight?
"I love your belt."

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