So, When Can I Meet George? (A Story To Scare Away Potential Suitors)

When her breakup doesn't go the way she planned it, Angela finds that the perfect man not only relieves tension, but he can also help to get her ex back.

This short comedic essay has been reformatted as a "how-to" in sex and relationship columns worldwide.

"Angela Lovell is a monster - in the good way!" - Her ex-fiancee

"That girl in the Tennessee Williams play who always screws up the guy." - A gentleman swing dancer.