You're as Stupid as You are Fat; How to Talk to Women

I get asked for advice all of the time. For years I have just ignored most of the people who asked me for help, unless I needed something from them in return. Finally, I realized I could make money off of all those people. I decided it was not only a serious financial opportunity; it was also my newfound duty to help all those struggling people, as long as they had enough money to buy my books. So