Zen Smoking: A Mock Epic with Stock Characters

Will Wright and his band get a gig on Halloween, but they are not prepared for all that awaits them at Billsmore College--a satyr, a wizard, a mad scientist, ecofascists, and more! That's not even considering Will's accidental exposure to a strange new synthetic cologne and what he believes to be magical occurences.
Is something nefarious afoot or is he simply paranoid?
Madcap magical realism.