The Perfect Visitor

You know how sometimes family comes to visit?

And maybe it's family you haven't seen in a long time?

Or maybe even never seen at all?

It can be kind of awkward when that happens.

Especially if she's your niece ... kind of ... except that the woman who made her your niece, once upon a time, isn't married to you any more, so maybe she's not your niece any more either.

And she's smokin' hot in a bizarre, non-conventional kind of way.

And she gets your motor running.

Except she calls you Uncle Bob.

Until she sees you naked ...

And doesn't complain about that at all ...

Like I said ... it can be kind of awkward when family comes to visit.