The old bloke's guide to getting laid!

A few months ago I was a desperate fifty something who had not had sex for 3 years. But I am a marketing guy, so I put my mind to designing a simple marketing machine to get me laid. Within one month I was getting horny women into a hotel room for sex. Without ties. Without paying for it. Without meeting them first. Without even sending them a picture! Read on MacDuff and learn my secrets!