The President's Palm Reader: A Washington Comedy

Now it can be told—the investigation even the FBI couldn’t make!

"Belly laughs! Really Good! The author has done it once again with a clever, sophisticated and sweet story! I just love Alberta!"—Theater/Film/Book-Critique, customer review

ATTENTION: This book makes fun of politicians and their sexual peculiarities. It makes fun of certain presidents, vice presidents and secretaries of state. It makes fun of women. It makes fun of gays. It makes fun of Americans. It makes fun of blacks, Hispanics, rednecks and bible-thumpers. It makes fun of Canadians, Russians, Brits and French people. It makes fun of Africans, it makes fun of Asians, it makes fun of Latinos. It’s a lot of fun.

"O-o-o-o-o-o-oh, I don’t care if it rains or freezes, I’ve still got my plastic Jesus, Ridin on the dashboard of my car," she sang.

"You ain’t runnin on a deficit, you ain’t alive!" he said. "You daid! We gone leave all that to the bean-counters and get on with runnin’ the govamint."

Grifter Word Wallace leaves America a step ahead of the feds. In India he picks up the palmistry con, and is picked up by socialite Alberta Haines, who career-manages him into the Oval Office, where the President comes apart in his hands, and he uncovers a plot to impeach him and take over America.

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“Years ago I was on a panel that gave MacLean a grant for fiction; none of us ever felt it was wasted money. I've been publishing fiction for a while, and have taught writing for decades, and this is a writer I wish I'd had around in one of my workshops. He's made a few interesting films, and written some fine plays, but fiction is where he started, and he's very good at it.”—Collector Guy, customer review

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