Rioting for Morons: A Delinquent's Guide to Post Riot Remorse

Wow, the aftermath of game 7 was crazzzzy! Now you need to know a few things, and soon. Like, how do I get pepper spray out of my Canucks jersey? When my child grows up, how will I tell them that they were conceived in the middle of Granville Street during a riot? Answers to these questions, and many more, can all be found in the official Vancouver 2011, Rioting Guide for Morons!