Of Course I Love You, I Just Don't Like You Very Much

Ever since the dawn of literature, there have been tales and stories of the great lovers who have braved tyranny, danger and deprivation in the name of true love.

Lucky Bastards......

Finding and winning the love of your life may be one of the hardest things anyone has to face. But it's a piece of piss next to the bitch of a job that getting rid of her again can be.