Mocko Man - The Next-to-Last Diet Book on Earth

Mocko Man follows the odyssey of a middle-aged fat guy who's been on every diet known to woman. Frustrated with diets featuring a sprig of parsley "to make it pretty," he sets out to research the diet industry and to write "the next-to-last diet book on earth." As a reader, you'll follow Mocko Man when he joins WeightWaterchersAgain, so dubbed by his dubious wife Peggy Kay; works on his "exercise regimen" when he joins The Body Factory; seeks "individual counseling" from NU-U Weight Loss Control, Inc.; desperately seeks personal insight at a Shrink Rap with his psychiatrist; does battle with James Earl Jones (better known as The Force, the sneaky source of all Food Urges who dwells within The Fruitcake Tin on Top of the Fridge); watches way too much TV; converses with Jay Leno in his kitchen and accepts Jay's kind offer of a bag of Doritos; and ultimately triumphs when he completes his masterpiece: Mocko Man - The Next-to-Last Diet Book on Earth.