Saving Romford

Bloody useless - there is really no other way to describe Mike Fendalton. Mike Fendalton is about as useless a COBOL programmer as you can get and not a great deal better as a person. Not that he's unhappy about it - it suits him just fine if he gets plastered regularly and laid a bit more often. So it comes as a real surprise to him when he is selected by the people of a remote planet to rescue them from their out of control defense computer system. Saving Romford tells the tale of how he is abducted by the folks from Romford and how he goes about saving them from their mad computer. How and whether he succeeds, in saving the planet, getting laid and getting plastered - you'll need to read the book.