The Bible (According to Jack) Part II The New Testament

The Bible (According to Jack) Part II The New Testament is the irreverent, EVEN FUNNIER sequel to The Bible (According to Jack) Part I The Old Testament, Jack's hilarious (while still being erudite and thought-provoking) interpretation of the Old Testament. What does Jack have in store for Jesus and the apostles after explaining the true origin of circumcision; Eve's mustache; Moses' conversation with God about "cross-dressing;" the farting of the Red Sea and MORE? Pretty much the same thing. All of a sudden a whole new religion is up and running based on this guy named Jesus. Who the heck was Jesus? Jack has conducted painstaking research and tracked down the "real Jesus" those "other bibles" do not want you to know about. In Jack's Bible women are treated with respect; sex is a perfectly normal activity; Joseph and Mary "did it;" and "Gay is okay!" Don't even THINK about not buying this book! Either laugh yourself silly while acquiring a whole new perspective on the New Testament OR sanctimoniously decry it as sacrilege and burn it, along with every single copy of it you can buy, with emphasis on the word BUY! Burn all you want. We'll print more. If you need a moneylender to purchase large quantities to burn, please do not mention Jack's name. They're still a little sore at him for repaying his last loan with relics. What? They were genuine. He knows a guy who knows a guy. Have a little faith.