Job Hunt

You do a lot of crazy things when you're desperate for work.
Take, for instance, the time I thought I was working for the FAA.
It all started one evening when I was so broke I was eyeing the half-empty bag of dog food with very few reservations. Tthe dogs seemed to thrive on the stuff - a "completely balanced diet" it said on the label - and I still had some toothpaste left to chase it with...