Piggy Tug of War

This was truly a test of wits between me & my pig. He won. Excerpt: ...Dad, this is Jake. I can not go out there and deal with the pig. There is a bees nest with white faced hornets right inside the pen". I did not remember any bees nest, and I had hung out with those hogs plenty as of late, just watching them get fat - kind of a hobby of mine. "Wear a long sleeve shirt Jake, and put something over your head".