HARDBOILED HAMLET

The name's Case... Hard Case. I take on the toughest, dirtiest cases in English literature. That's why the King of Denmark dropped a dime to tell me something was rotten in the state of Denmark. But before the old guy could cry murder most foul, somebody croaked him and I was up to my peepers in betrayal and revenge. My suspects included a long list of people who wanted me dead; a prince who didn't know what the hell he wanted and a skirt named Ophelia who wanted everything... including me.