How God Ruined my Life

About a year ago, I would sit and converse with my buddy Karma on-line late into the night about how bad life really treated us. What I liked about talking with Karma was the fact that he always seemed to have just as bad of luck as I and laugh about it twice as much. We really got into some deep conversations at times. There came a point when I would sign in on-line and if that little flashing light wasn’t present confirming that Karma was there, then I would just start complaining without him. Though he wasn’t on, through some form of communication his responses would appear before me on the screen. In the end a complete volume of information would emerge from the dialogue as my first book ‘Life’s A JOKE!’. In it I was to uphold an obligation to write a second volume called ‘How God Ruined my Life’ which is what brings us here. How do I know Karma will come back to me for a second round, you ask? Because that is exactly what Karma does ‘it returns to you’.