Zombie as a Second Language

Is a zombie professor more dangerous than a zombie construction worker? Should you look a zombie in the eyes? When zombies moan and groan, are they saying anything? Find out in this book! It describes how to speak the 'language' of zombies, learn the actions needed to blend in, which zombies to interact with, and which ones to just avoid. Never have the occupations of former humans-turned-zombies been examined and revealed until now! Be careful though, this book does not guarantee survival!