202 Funny Quotes for Facebook

202 very Funny Quotes for your Facebook Status. It's a blast to read even if you don't use Facebook, Twitter or My Space. A few quotes:

"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates

"You can lead a horse to water but you have a heck of a time drowning him!"