The Buddhist Coffee House

William is out of luck and soon to be divorced. Thus, he attempts to escape his troubles by spending a month in the UK where he expects to find a calm tea drinking place where he thinks everyone speaks his language. What he finds, however, are dangerous roundabouts, Buddhists women, wizards, drunk elves, 100 women in wedding
dresses, pagans obsessed with rock circles, a strange language called English and some very expensive coffee...