Business Up Front, Party In The Back

Originally published as a Limited Edition Chapbook for the Horrorfind Convention in 2005, this double-shot of mullet madness resurfaces after half a decade of oblivion.

Reluctant hairstylist Eddy Domer encounters the client of his dreams in "Business," and middle-aged Mike Grabel realizes there are worse things than going home for your twenty year high school reunion in "Party."

These horrific halves constitute a terrible tale of wasted lives, missed opportunities, barber shops and strip clubs. Vandeburg Pennsylvania is a small town, forgotten by all except the followers of Bacchus and Kissy Mantrap.

Bring your appetite and a stack of ones, but don't worry about a designated driver.

You won't need a ride home. Ever again.