ROMANTIC HAWAII! - Sun, Sand, Surf & Sex!

When the first white men showed up in Hawaii in 1778 it was the middle of a long fall and winter festival during which very few people worked and most Hawaiians spent their time engaged in sexual games, surfing and various other sports. The foreign explorers assumed that the Hawaiians never worked and that sex was the national sport.
When the first American missionaries showed up a few years later they quickly put a stop to this enlightened custom, and tried their best to completely and permanently ban hula dancing and surfing [in the nude, of course]. But as time passed and the first generation of missionaries when to their reward, surfing, sexy hula dancing and the broad pursuit of sexual pleasures regained some of the ground they had lost.
Today's Hawaii is not as laid back as it was in its pre-missionary days, but the sun, the sand, the surf and the lush islands still work their seductive magic on residents and visitors alike. This book covers all of these elements, from bachelor, divorcee and coed activity, to lessons in "Hawaiian Speak," which is a combiation of Polynesian, Pidgin and English...some of which is necessary to know to understand and communicate with the natives and the haoles [the term used to describe Caucasian residents...the original meaning of which is "white pigs"].