METH FOR LESS

METH FOR LESS is FUNNY - not just humorous - FUNNY, in a lovable and sick sort of way . Nebraska farmer Ambrose Stryker, our reluctant hero, a wounded Iraq war veteran, who has lost his love-parts, suffers emotionally and physically. Along comes “Barry”, former taxi-driver and "Baghdad King of Karaoke" who is always more trouble than he is worth – and that’s damn little. DNA and the disinterred body of the county Lothario ,Ernst Earl, that refuses to remain submerged takes on deadly significance; especially to the 17 nice old wealthy widows who have succumbed to his blandishments at his trailer-dump down on the mudflats of the Platte River trickle. The hunt is on for the missing millions Ernst stupidly left behind - somewhere. Meanwhile Ambrose assumes the role of luscious "Daphne" with his wounded war buddy “Stub” reluctantly assuming the role of “Josaphine” at a lesbian hangout in Reno There they meet Bobette “Footsie” Klavitch a professional bowler, always one pin short of a strike. Her murderous(death by hat-pin) mentor attorney luscious Lara Lynn Lundstrom underwrites the nation’s largest non-illegal meth distribution operation. She is aided and abetted by the not-so-able assistance of Big A and Happy - two meth freaks bent on staying out of the slammer. The twosome will do anything, including elimination of incriminating witnesses; only to get sprizzlefracked one more last time. And who is there to help them evade this unpleasant though richly deserved fate, who else but Myron Hiram Goldfarb, money, sex obsessed attorney, and all around nut-job. METH FOR LESS is not just another whodunit, but how they did it – to themselves - poorly.