Milkin' Evelyn

John’s wife Evelyn has an unusual problem. Not only does she have a pair of the biggest, most ginormous tits you’ve ever seen, she also has a condition which causes her to produce copious amounts of breast milk year round. Even worse, she has a syndrome (not much unlike Tourette’s) which causes her to randomly lower her dress/tank top or whatever she’s wearing and spurt milk in the faces of unsuspecting random men. As it happens, many men are very much into that kind of thing, which results in lots of sweaty sex for them and many nightmares for Evelyn’s husband.

Estimated Length: 6,500 words