The New, Improved Adventure Of Huckleberry Finn

"The New, Improved Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" is a remarkable and timely version of Mark Twain's controversial masterwork. Taking its cue from a "censored" edition that removed the "N-Word", we have gone even further to make this great, flawed masterpiece of American Literature totally "child-proof", by removing all offensive or "politically incorrect" language. Using state-of-the-art word processing tools like "find and replace" and "cut and paste", our award-wanting team has created the book Mark Twain would almost certainly write if he lived today, and had a lobotomy. Featuring a new introduction and cover by Norman Dog, and a Special Appearance by Pop Sensation Justin Bieber as "Tom Sawyer"!