Teacher, Would You Help Me with Funny Words?

This is a story of a young schoolboy's quest to understand English. All of those funny words did not make much sense. He questions why if there are more than one goose, they are called geese. But if there are more than one moose, they are not called meese. It's just one of the funny words he encounters as he grapples with learning to read, write, and speak English.