Creepy Creatures

An animal, as we all know, is any living creature but a bird, fish or insect; therefore, when WAG, the World Animal Guild, -- a world-wide social club for animals only -- unexpectedly voted unanimously to allow all living species of birds, fish, insects and all other living organisms, that are capable of voluntary motion and sensation that exist in the world, to become members, it stunned the animal world. Nevertheless, the WAG elders decided to hold a special meeting so that all the creatures could meet and get to know one another. This then, is what took place in that meeting, which was chaired by Leo the Lion: