The Dog Licker

Meet Danny Johnson, a young man who has some serious issues. How serious you ask? Well, start with a long list of fears of things that start with the letter “P”, throw in a couple of goofy friends who always take things too far, add a psychotic alter ego and a well mannered mannequin, then top it all off with a smart ass bird and a job that simply terrifies him silly and you’re beginning to see what life is like for Danny!

You see, Danny has become a dog catcher despite his really bad case of Cynophobia, or as most of us would call it, “a fear of dogs”! Danny is working hard to fix that problem but it’s not going to be easy. If he doesn’t fall victim to the “Vomit Apocalypse”, loose body parts to the jaws of dangerous beasts, or get himself killed while learning “The Way of the Dog” from an old sage, then Danny just might make it intact in body and mind to the end of this twisted tale. And, on top of it all, he may even get the girl!