The Slasher of Flopsville

After feeling like a freak all her life, 14 year-old Mimi Miller finally moves to a place where everyone agrees she's normal and beautiful. Sadly for her, those qualities make her the freakiest girl in town.

Welcome to Flopsville, Michigan, the town where werewolves specialize in hair restoration, vampires mend their broken hearts through blood-n-guts poetry, and zombies lurk social networks in search of the perfect brain. Here, making low-budget horror films is the leading industry. Or at least it used to be before a werewolf actor known as The Slasher got hungry and devoured 25 people in a single weekend. But now that Mimi, the granddaughter of a famous scriptwriter, has returned, the town's hope has been restored. That is, if Mimi can fulfill her Grandma's prophecy and unravel the meaning of her birthmark  before The Slasher turns her into his next meal.

A hilarious tale with a touch of mild horror and a twist ending, for young readers ages 9 and up.