Just How Long Is Ever After?

The funny, unvarnished truths about marriage and parenthood. These are the things you think and feel every day, but never discuss with your spouse out of fear your next dinner will be laced with Thallium. Astronomical, astrological, and biological explanations for everything from temperature preferences to time differences to how your in-laws really feel about you.
You’ll find out why your pregnancy is different than the Lewis and Clark Expedition, what keeps making that sound like a vuvuzela, where to look for trapdoors, when to put your faith in the Mayan calendar, and how to care for your baby with iPhone apps.
Top all that off with marriage advice from Andy, who’s looking for wife number seven, and a complete list of marriage side effects.