The Wit and Wisdom of W.C. Fields

Here's a collection of quotes from the King of the One-Liners, W.C.Fields whose motto's were "Never Give A Sucker an Even Break" and "Anyone who hates Children and Dogs can't be all bad." W.C.Fields was a fixture of American comedy before WWII, his His films shorts like "The Dentist", The Pharmacist", and "The Fatal Glass of Beer" are cult classics