182 Hilarious Jokes!

A brain went into a pub and said, "Can I have a pint of lager please?" "No way" says the barman "you are already out of your head".
What's the difference between a man and a dog? A man wears a suit, a dog just pants.
Did you hear about the prawn that went to a nightclub - he pulled a mussel.
A man walks into a surgery "doctor" he cries "I think I'm shrinking" "I’m sorry, sir there are no appointments at the moment" says the physician "you will just have to be a little patient