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Romeo & Juliet 2:True Love Never Dies, It Zombifies

Romeo & Juliet 2:True Love Never Dies, It Zombifies

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Finally, an answer to the great literary question: What happens when zombies fall in love? We’ve seen vampires, ghosts, mutants, wizards, and fallen angels meet that special someone, but never before star-crossed zombie star-crossed love. Enter Romeo & Juliet 2, True Love Never Dies. More than a mere mash-up, it is a hilarious send-up of sequels, Shakespeare, and paranormal romance.

This brief, bloody, and hilarious romp through the afterlife of literature’s most memorable lovers is narrated by the pious if clumsy Friar Laurence (who botched the potion plan in Romeo & Juliet 1). All the old bickering characters are back; but the grace is gone. In this Verona, delicacies include cortex, spine marrow, and salted pituitary gland.

For anyone who's known the ache of being in love and undead, this is the book for you. Teenagers and adults, Shakespeare fans and zombie followers all will love the unrequited desecration of Romeo and Juliet 2.
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