Blooper Heroes; Or, God Bless You, Mr. Vonnegut

During the great writer’s strike of 2007-08 Hollywood stars were forced to take on less-than-glamorous projects to keep themselves in designer handbags and new Humvees. One such project was Blooper Heroes, a celebrity-studded MovieBook©.

A mysterious burst of energy during a small-town high school football game leaves citizens (played by fabulous celebrities) with useless superpowers such as a flaming head, telepathic power over cheese, total loss of friction, magnetic attraction to chicken, and random time-travel. Convinced terrorists are responsible for the attack the government sends ground troops into Estonia and abducts the super-powered citizens so they can be indoctrinated and used as weapons in the war. Meanwhile Oprah seeks to further her plans of global conquest by using a code hidden in her newest book club pick that controls the minds of its readers. Kurt Vonnegut (who randomly time-travels—may he RIP) discovers a terrible post-apocalyptic future where men have been eradicated, Britney Spears is queen, and the only survivors live in Wal-Mart. Only one thing is certain: Oprah is responsible and she must be stopped.
With a staggering celebrity death-toll, rampant dick and fart jokes, and a slew of unobtrusive product placements Blooper Heroes is satire run amok; both commentary on our media-obsessed culture and rollicking politically-incorrect fun.