The Transfusion Blues

In a society where humans and vampires co-exist, Stephanie is a young woman who may have found a perfect sexmate to experience a few of life's guilty pleasures with over and over again.. Stephanie is a writer who specializes in vampire stories and is always looking for her next inspiration. When 95-year-old vampire Deadwood walks into Saint Vincent High where she attemds school, she realizes that she is desperately in lust with the virile but dangerous looking Deadwood.

Deadward prowled Saint Vincent High in search of another nondescript female teenager drawn by his enigmatic ways and abusive nature. Rounding a hallway, he saw her – a morbidly obese, brunette Siren dining alone in the cafeteria. She gorged herself on a salad topped with imitation bacon and ranch dressing. Although disgusted, he approached her with the suave stride of a 95-year-old pedophile. His blue eyes pierced her soul as their gazes met. His every muscle rippled with the sureness that only an undead James Dean throwback could muster.

Has Stephanie found more that she could handle or will Deadwood bring the exact type of "lumber" Stephanie needs and desires...