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The Bible: The Jersey Shore OMG! Edition (Abridged Translation)
The Bible: The Jersey Shore OMG! Edition (Abridged Translation)
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A funny retelling of the Bible as told from atop a bar stool somewhere on the Jersey Shore. From A-Train and Baby Back (Adam & Eve) to Big Mo (Moses) and his Exit Strategy to The Fresh Prince of Peace himself bustin' onto Jerusalem's downtown scene back in the day -- the greatest hits are here and scripted in the fun phonics of the wonderful people of New Jersey.
The reality is Bible stories are chock-full of GTL blowout guidos, table turning guidettes, smushin' hook-ups, all kinds of drinkin', chicken cutlet dinners, wicked brawls, good (and bad) wingmen and dangerous grenades. It's all in there!
"The Jersey Shore OMG! Edition Bible is simple fun, brutally honest, and unpretentious, much like the very people of the Bible. This is salt of the Earth stuff; this salt just happens to come from the rim of a margarita glass."
The reality is Bible stories are chock-full of GTL blowout guidos, table turning guidettes, smushin' hook-ups, all kinds of drinkin', chicken cutlet dinners, wicked brawls, good (and bad) wingmen and dangerous grenades. It's all in there!
"The Jersey Shore OMG! Edition Bible is simple fun, brutally honest, and unpretentious, much like the very people of the Bible. This is salt of the Earth stuff; this salt just happens to come from the rim of a margarita glass."
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